10. OSHA sets up temporary housing in your parking lot.
9. The Compliance Officer mutters, "This is unbelievable" upon entering each different department
8. OSHA calls in a professional film crew to document conditions. A reporter from “60 Minutes� tags along.
7. The Compliance Officer insists on wearing a moon suit supplied with a SCBA, while your employees work in jeans and tennis shoes.
6. The congressman you called for help won't return your call but did return your campaign contribution.
5. The Compliance Officer begins the opening conference with, "You have the right to remain silent…"
4. The Compliance Officer asks you a specific question about a report in your files, but you haven't turned over any files.
3. The Compliance Officer knows each of your employees by their first name.
2. The Compliance Officer is a former employee that you fired.
1. The closing conference is conducted by Joe Dear (Assistant Secretary of Labor for OSHA).