Since the ability to laugh at yourself is the mark of a self-aware, self-confident person, we offer the following:

You might be an engineer if...

...you take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.

...the sales people at the local computer store can’t answer any of your questions.

...at an air show, you know how fast the skydivers are falling.

...you look forward to Christmas so you can put the kids’ toys together.

...you spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring.

...you still own a slide rule and know how to use it.

...your laptop computer costs more than your car.

...in college, you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.

...your spouse hasn\'t the foggiest idea of what you do at work.